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The Kiss-ZADR

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Log for Earth Day: 09/25/11
How silly for the Dib-thing to think that he could dare interrupt the wonderful flow of knowledge and brilliance that poured from my mouth.
"And that's why humans-not saying that the Zim is not one of them- are below me in every way possible." Zim concluded. Then Dib with his stupid big head said "Shut up, space boy!" Ah, the Dib-stink. Even though Irkens obviously don't have Earth feelings of goo and other squishy feelings, something stirred deep in my glorious squilespooch when the Dib-beast looked at me. My PAK fails to provide a word for these stirrings, they must just be a new form of hate. Every time the Dib-horror comes near me these feelings like Zim has to touch him, not hurt him just touch him. My superior musings were cut short by the Dib-beast looking at me and saying "Wow, that worked?" "Of course it didn't work silly human! You can't make Zim, your future master obey you and as you said 'Shut up'." The Dib-beast smirked and then got close to my flawless face and closed his eyes and sort of pucker his lips, what is he- OH MY TALLEST! THAT'S HOW HUMANS SHOW AFFECTION. My PAK tells Zim to hit the Dib-beast away, but the Zim cannot. "That worked." Dib-stink said with a huge smile-almost as big as his ginormous head- on his face as he walked away laughing. My PAK doesn't give directions, it's as confused as the Zim is. What does this mean? Was he as the humans say "screwing around"? DOES THE DIB-THING THINK THE AMAZING AND ALL POWERFUL ZIM IS HIS MATE? The Dib-beast stood at the door and looked me- and there goes those feelings- and says "You coming?" Still dazed I follow, wait, Me? ZIM? Following his archenemy for no reason? My PAK still says nothing. The Dib-monkey smiles at me and asks "What's wrong alien scum? Don't you want me to kiss you?" He laughs and it the ugliest noise my antenna have ever heard, yet they perk up almost removing my skillful disguise.  "Where are we going?" "Answer my question first." "The Zim don't know! No! Zim doesn't want your meat head touching me!" "Nowhere then." the dib-loser stops and looks at me blushes, and asks "If you don't want me to, uh kiss you then why, why do you flirt with me all the time? Why didn't you h-hit me when I was about to kiss you?" The Dib-worm looks sort of worried. " THE ZIM DOES NOT FLIRT WITH LOWER LIFE FORMS." "You always sit with me! You stare at me! You didn't kill me when you got pissed and tried to kill everyone at the skool! Don't say you didn't see me, you did. I know it. You like me! ADMIT IT." Now the Dib-waste looked mad. It looks better on him. What the Irk? It looks better on him? Forget that PAK. The Zim remembers when the great plan to just kill all the humans didn't work out to well. Zim only killed 45 worm babies before the human law enforcement came.  "Irkens don't like! And in case you and your big head didn't notice the Zim is- WAIT. The Zim is human, just like you. Yes. " The Dib-beast got really close to me and put his hand on my wig and gently pulled exposing my antenna- fully perked up- and he looked at me; my squilespooch is turning and turning like it just went through a worm whole. He closed his eyes again getting closer and closer, My PAK still wasn't being helpful-it said just kill him and feed his body to GIR. My eyes close too and our lips touched. MY TALLEST AND ALL THAT IS IRKEN!!!!!! That felt like going out into the rain but without the pain. The wonderful dib tried to pull away so Zim wrapped his arms around the Dib-mate and wouldn't let him go. He kissed the Zim again. And again. And again.
Yup, gooey ooey ZADR. My favourite. Please tell me if you want me to continue, stop and die, correct something.
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